..a full blown state's rights challenge to the Federal government.
Rather than sue the states in federal court to get these laws overturned like REAL MEN would do, look for HisObamaWeasel to issue Executive orders that Federalize the territory that the TSA works in, effectively subtracting that land from the State's sovereignty and legal jurisdiction.
Just write a PC based player that can read an editing script that provides the jumps and block/obfuscation data. You might even be able to work Windows Media player like a puppeteer to do this. Maybe a transparent window layer in Windows7 could be used for zone obfuscation.
Then you sell a subscription service of access to the edit scripts.
The studios will have no standing in court as you are not even touching their media. It would be like the NFL suing people who sold rose colored glasses cause the NFL did not want you to see the game with funny colors.
After careful reflection of Alex Petrov's legal claims I endeavored to conduct my own encyclopedic Google search to determine if, in addition to the pornographic photography he claims Google to be associating with his name, there are any lewd and vile sex acts associated with Mr. Petrov's name in Google's database.
I am happy to report that I could find -NO- references to the Alex Petrov Angry Dragon, the Alex Petrov Arabian Goggles, the Alex Petrov Bait N' Tackle, the Alex Petrov Bear Claw, the Alex Petrov Beef Curtain, the Alex Petrov Blumpy, the Alex Petrov Bronco, the Alex Petrov Brown Bagging It, the Alex Petrov Brown Necktie, the Alex Petrov Brunski, the Alex Petrov Bullwinkle, the Alex Petrov Butter Face, the Alex Petrov Canine Special, the Alex Petrov Carpet Cleaner, the Alex Petrov Chili Dog, the Alex Petrov Chocolate Pizza, the Alex Petrov Cleveland Steamer, the Alex Petrov Cold Lunch, the Alex Petrov Concoction, the Alex Petrov Cop's Delight, the Alex Petrov Corkscrew, the Alex Petrov Daisy Chain, the Alex Petrov Davey Crockett, the Alex Petrov Dirty Sanchez, the Alex Petrov Dirty Swirly, the Alex Petrov Dog In A Bathtub, the Alex Petrov Donkey Punch, the Alex Petrov DVDA, the Alex Petrov Electric Chair or the Alex Petrov Fish Eye.
Nor are there any Google references ot links to the Alex Petrov Fish-Hook, the Alex Petrov Fire Island, the Alex Petrov Flaming Amazon, the Alex Petrov Flooding the Cave, the Alex Petrov Flying Camel, the Alex Petrov Flying Dutchman, the Alex Petrov Fountain Of You, the Alex Petrov Fur Ball, the Alex Petrov Gobstopper, the Alex Petrov Golden Shower, the Alex Petrov Greek, the Alex Petrov Ham And Cheese Sandwich, the Alex Petrov High Dive, the Alex Petrov Hindenburg, the Alex Petrov Hogging, the Alex Petrov Hole In One, the Alex Petrov Hotdog In A Hallway, the Alex Petrov Hot Karl, the Alex Petrov Hot Karl Candy Cane, the Alex Petrov Hot Lunch, the Alex Petrov Hummer, the Alex Petrov Indian Cock Burn, the Alex Petrov Jedi Mind Trick, the Alex Petrov Jelly Donut, the Alex Petrov Juanita Special Bean Dip, the Alex Petrov Kennebunkport Surprise, the Alex Petrov Landshark, the Alex Petrov Lorena Bobbit, the Alex Petrov Menthol, the Alex Petrov Mellon Dive, the Alex Petrov Monkey Wrench, the Alex Petrov Mork, the Alex Petrov Moses or Alex Petrov Motorboat that I was able to locate.
And I certainly was unable to find any search references to the Alex Petrov Mushy Biscuit, the Alex Petrov New Jersey Meat-Hook, the Alex Petrov New York Style Taco, the Alex Petrov Nixon, the Alex Petrov Oyster, the Alex Petrov Pasadena Mudslide, the Alex Petrov Pattycake, the Alex Petrov Paying the Rent, the Alex Petrov Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich, the Alex Petrov Pearl Necklace, the Alex Petrov Pig Roast, the Alex Petrov Pink Glove, the Alex Petrov Pirate's Treasure, the Alex Petrov Plating, the Alex Petrov Popcorn Trick, the Alex Petrov Purple Mushroom, the Alex Petrov Ram, the Alex Petrov Rear Admiral, the Alex Petrov Red Wings, the Alex Petrov Resuscitation, the Alex Petrov Roddy Piper, the Alex Petrov Rodeo, the Alex Petrov Rose Creeper, the Alex Petrov Rusty Trombone, the Alex Petrov Sandbag, the Alex Petrov Seatbelt, the Alex Petrov Shirley Temple, the Alex Petrov Shocker, the Alex Petrov Shop Vac or Alex Petrov Shrimping.
Despite my best efforts, I was unable to locate any Google links to search terms such as the Alex Petrov Skiing, the Alex Petrov Slumpbuster, the Alex Petrov Snerd Nurgling, the Alex Petrov Snoodling, the Alex Petrov Snowball, the Alex Petrov Snuff, the Alex Petrov Stingy Nut, the Alex Petrov Sud N' Fud, the Alex Petrov Surfing, the Alex Petrov Swimmer's Ear, the Alex Petrov 3-Eyed Turtle, the Alex Petrov Tortoise, the Alex Petrov Tossing Salad, the Alex Petrov Tropical Wind, the Alex Petrov Tuna Melt, the Alex Petrov Twisted Sister, the Alex Petrov Vegetarian Hot Lunch, the Alex Petrov Wake Up Call, the Alex Petrov Walrus, the Alex Petrov Western Grip, the Alex Petrov Westside Glaze, the Alex Petrov Woody Woodpecker and the Alex Petrov Zombie Mask. These links simply do not exist in Google at this time.
I am sure Mr. Petrov will be very relieved indeed that his good name is not associated with such filth in Google. He is quite a lucky man.
..."Babs" to sue Mike for coining the term "The Streisand Effect", which then I suppose would prompt the coining of a new term like "The Streisand Wormhole" to allude to instances where people who do stupid things sue those that give those acts catchy names.
Eric Holder and Janet Napolitano are clearly two of the most incompetent public servants drawing a taxpayer funded paycheck today.
What probably disturbs me the most is that I would bet a weeks pay that not one single person involved in this investigation could pass a strict, week-long intellectual property law observance audit.
Let's take a look at what's on their Tivo's hard disk and how long it has been there.
I regard Deep Packet Inspection as nothing less than unlawful, private electronic eavesdropping. DPI is no different than the phone company listening to your calls, or the Post Office opening and reading your mail.
Would you tolerate UPS opening your parcels and charging you extra money based on the dollar value of the contents?
"We are currently receiving higher than normal email volume. Our response could take up to 72 hours. For faster service please contact us via phone (1-800-806-6453) or chat."
I know my little missive is burning a hole in their inbox.
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Sadly, I am responsible for the failure of the The Daily...
I recently wrote a new program that creates "Droves" very efficiently and I have been flooding the internet with them.
Unfortunately, these Droves are the kind that "stay away".
Sorry Mr. Murdoch.
I shall expect a call from your lawyers shortly.
On the post: Another Attempt To Make TSA Searches Open To Sex Offender Charges
What this is is....
Rather than sue the states in federal court to get these laws overturned like REAL MEN would do, look for HisObamaWeasel to issue Executive orders that Federalize the territory that the TSA works in, effectively subtracting that land from the State's sovereignty and legal jurisdiction.
On the post: Bath & Bodyworks Goes To Court To Explain To Summit Entertainment That The Word Twilight Existed Before The Movie
So why are you acting so surprised?
Someone needs to tear down the curtains at noon.
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On the post: Turkey Overreacts Yet Again: Bans All Of Blogspot Because Of Copyright Infringement On A Few Blogs
Careful Mike...
Or does that just happen by default these days when reporting on any news out of Turkey??
Ooops.
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On the post: Restaurant Refuses To Serve TSA Agents
Re: Re: Re: Re: No way to affect the top
If you're -this- pissed off at the TSA, then you stopped flying last year.
I applaud this move by citizens who have -had enough-.
On the post: Hollywood Shuts Down Another 'Family Friendly' DVD Editing Operation
The solution here is to sell a service...
Then you sell a subscription service of access to the edit scripts.
The studios will have no standing in court as you are not even touching their media. It would be like the NFL suing people who sold rose colored glasses cause the NFL did not want you to see the game with funny colors.
On the post: Yet Another Person Sues Google Because They Don't Like Pornographic Results When People Search On Their Name
Mr. Petrov should consider himself lucky!
I am happy to report that I could find -NO- references to the Alex Petrov Angry Dragon, the Alex Petrov Arabian Goggles, the Alex Petrov Bait N' Tackle, the Alex Petrov Bear Claw, the Alex Petrov Beef Curtain, the Alex Petrov Blumpy, the Alex Petrov Bronco, the Alex Petrov Brown Bagging It, the Alex Petrov Brown Necktie, the Alex Petrov Brunski, the Alex Petrov Bullwinkle, the Alex Petrov Butter Face, the Alex Petrov Canine Special, the Alex Petrov Carpet Cleaner, the Alex Petrov Chili Dog, the Alex Petrov Chocolate Pizza, the Alex Petrov Cleveland Steamer, the Alex Petrov Cold Lunch, the Alex Petrov Concoction, the Alex Petrov Cop's Delight, the Alex Petrov Corkscrew, the Alex Petrov Daisy Chain, the Alex Petrov Davey Crockett, the Alex Petrov Dirty Sanchez, the Alex Petrov Dirty Swirly, the Alex Petrov Dog In A Bathtub, the Alex Petrov Donkey Punch, the Alex Petrov DVDA, the Alex Petrov Electric Chair or the Alex Petrov Fish Eye.
Nor are there any Google references ot links to the Alex Petrov Fish-Hook, the Alex Petrov Fire Island, the Alex Petrov Flaming Amazon, the Alex Petrov Flooding the Cave, the Alex Petrov Flying Camel, the Alex Petrov Flying Dutchman, the Alex Petrov Fountain Of You, the Alex Petrov Fur Ball, the Alex Petrov Gobstopper, the Alex Petrov Golden Shower, the Alex Petrov Greek, the Alex Petrov Ham And Cheese Sandwich, the Alex Petrov High Dive, the Alex Petrov Hindenburg, the Alex Petrov Hogging, the Alex Petrov Hole In One, the Alex Petrov Hotdog In A Hallway, the Alex Petrov Hot Karl, the Alex Petrov Hot Karl Candy Cane, the Alex Petrov Hot Lunch, the Alex Petrov Hummer, the Alex Petrov Indian Cock Burn, the Alex Petrov Jedi Mind Trick, the Alex Petrov Jelly Donut, the Alex Petrov Juanita Special Bean Dip, the Alex Petrov Kennebunkport Surprise, the Alex Petrov Landshark, the Alex Petrov Lorena Bobbit, the Alex Petrov Menthol, the Alex Petrov Mellon Dive, the Alex Petrov Monkey Wrench, the Alex Petrov Mork, the Alex Petrov Moses or Alex Petrov Motorboat that I was able to locate.
And I certainly was unable to find any search references to the Alex Petrov Mushy Biscuit, the Alex Petrov New Jersey Meat-Hook, the Alex Petrov New York Style Taco, the Alex Petrov Nixon, the Alex Petrov Oyster, the Alex Petrov Pasadena Mudslide, the Alex Petrov Pattycake, the Alex Petrov Paying the Rent, the Alex Petrov Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich, the Alex Petrov Pearl Necklace, the Alex Petrov Pig Roast, the Alex Petrov Pink Glove, the Alex Petrov Pirate's Treasure, the Alex Petrov Plating, the Alex Petrov Popcorn Trick, the Alex Petrov Purple Mushroom, the Alex Petrov Ram, the Alex Petrov Rear Admiral, the Alex Petrov Red Wings, the Alex Petrov Resuscitation, the Alex Petrov Roddy Piper, the Alex Petrov Rodeo, the Alex Petrov Rose Creeper, the Alex Petrov Rusty Trombone, the Alex Petrov Sandbag, the Alex Petrov Seatbelt, the Alex Petrov Shirley Temple, the Alex Petrov Shocker, the Alex Petrov Shop Vac or Alex Petrov Shrimping.
Despite my best efforts, I was unable to locate any Google links to search terms such as the Alex Petrov Skiing, the Alex Petrov Slumpbuster, the Alex Petrov Snerd Nurgling, the Alex Petrov Snoodling, the Alex Petrov Snowball, the Alex Petrov Snuff, the Alex Petrov Stingy Nut, the Alex Petrov Sud N' Fud, the Alex Petrov Surfing, the Alex Petrov Swimmer's Ear, the Alex Petrov 3-Eyed Turtle, the Alex Petrov Tortoise, the Alex Petrov Tossing Salad, the Alex Petrov Tropical Wind, the Alex Petrov Tuna Melt, the Alex Petrov Twisted Sister, the Alex Petrov Vegetarian Hot Lunch, the Alex Petrov Wake Up Call, the Alex Petrov Walrus, the Alex Petrov Western Grip, the Alex Petrov Westside Glaze, the Alex Petrov Woody Woodpecker and the Alex Petrov Zombie Mask. These links simply do not exist in Google at this time.
I am sure Mr. Petrov will be very relieved indeed that his good name is not associated with such filth in Google. He is quite a lucky man.
On the post: Judge Admits She Was Wrong To Order Playstation Jailbreaker To 'Retrieve' Code From Elsewhere
Re:
All Hail Masnick!
We are his obedient Blog minions!
All Hail Masnick!
All Hail Masnick!
(For threads trimmed from the hem of Mike's Khaki's, email me. Supplies are limited. Makes a great gift!)
All Hail Masnick!
On the post: Dan Snyder Helps Us Demonstrate The Streisand Effect In Numbers
Re: Re: I keep waiting for...
On the post: Dan Snyder Helps Us Demonstrate The Streisand Effect In Numbers
I keep waiting for...
On the post: Homeland Security Seizes Spanish Domain Name That Had Already Been Declared Legal
Not surprising.
What probably disturbs me the most is that I would bet a weeks pay that not one single person involved in this investigation could pass a strict, week-long intellectual property law observance audit.
Let's take a look at what's on their Tivo's hard disk and how long it has been there.
The hypocrisy is mind-numbing.
On the post: Pomplamoose On Making A Career While Making Music They Like
Very charming people.
They made me feel much better and more confident about my own fledgling musical endeavors.
I wish them well.
On the post: This DMCA Notice Got Runover By A Reindeer...
Sing with me now...
On the post: Judge's Ruling Says: Go Check Out The YouTube Video, Which 'Speaks For Itself'
This is what happens...
...when you feed the Hippies!
SERIOUSLY....DON'T FEED THE HIPPIES!
On the post: French National Assembly Approves Internet Censorship Law
This Just In...
Topping next weeks legislative agenda: Solar Eclipses.
On the post: Deep Packet Inspection Firms Trying To Turn Net Neutrality Satire Into Reality
Re:
This is an obscenely specious argument.
Just because a DPI system lacks Meatware(TM) eyeballs, does not change the basic assault upon my private communications.
Private means Private. Nobody or NoThing opens them up and looks inside.
The reaction to DPI-Non-Privacy will be "Encryption Everywhere". And the carriers boo-hoo about capacity challenges now.
On the post: Nike Sues Guy Who Ordered Single Pair Of Counterfeit Sneakers Over The Internet
Re: Nike is apparently getting an earfull about this...
From Nike: (Jennifer) - 12/16/2010 03:32 PM
Hi,
I understand your concerns.
We do not have any information about this issue, but I would be happy to share your feedback with the rest of our team.
Best Regards,
Jennifer
Nike
PR to English translation: "I know noth--ing!"
On the post: Deep Packet Inspection Firms Trying To Turn Net Neutrality Satire Into Reality
Let me make this perfectly clear.
Would you tolerate UPS opening your parcels and charging you extra money based on the dollar value of the contents?
Fight this. Hard.
On the post: Nike Sues Guy Who Ordered Single Pair Of Counterfeit Sneakers Over The Internet
Yep...Off the Meds again.
On the post: Nike Sues Guy Who Ordered Single Pair Of Counterfeit Sneakers Over The Internet
Nike is apparently getting an earfull about this...
"We are currently receiving higher than normal email volume. Our response could take up to 72 hours. For faster service please contact us via phone (1-800-806-6453) or chat."
I know my little missive is burning a hole in their inbox.
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