Company That Makes Wristbands With Holograms Forced To Admit That Their Scientific Claims Are Bunk
from the truth-in-advertising dept
If you've seen those hologram-adorned wristbands advertised that are supposed to give you "balance" or some other such nonsense, you probably were smart enough to know that they were the modern equivalent of snake oil. However, for the gullible folks who believed in the claims of the manufacturer, Australian officials have forced the company to admit publicly that there's no scientific basis for their claims about the properties of the wristbands, and that the company "engaged in misleading conduct." What amazes me is that anyone believes the claims in the first place. The idea that a bracelet with a hologram improves your balance, enhances muscle response and increases stamina and flexibility just seems so obviously ridiculous. Even if you believed it might work via a sort of placebo effect, you'd have been better off believing in the magic powers of a basic rubberband and wearing that on your wrist. Nice to see regulators (in Australia, at least) forcing the company to admit that its product claims were based on nothing but a desire to sell cheap bracelets at a tremendous markup.Thank you for reading this Techdirt post. With so many things competing for everyone’s attention these days, we really appreciate you giving us your time. We work hard every day to put quality content out there for our community.
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Don't you just know...
There will still be people who swear that these things actually work and will continue to wear them and defend them. I'm waiting to overhear a conversation around my office on how one of these snake-bands change their life!!!
Damn you P T Barnum.
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If the person believes it, they may actually be healthier. My father in law has some magnet belt he wears. He's in constant back pain without it.
I know it doesn't work, but I don't want to argue with him. It actually improves his quality of life.
When you are desperate for help, and something seems to work, you know how you feel. Just because it's completely in your head doesn't make the experience less real.
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That's why some of my acid trips are my fondest memories...
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Sounds like the copper bracelets everyone use to wear
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Well what do you expect...
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Thats just about enough from you... Or I will send Darryl to your place for a whole month
Muwahahahahahahaha
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Nice work
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Santa?!
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I can't resist!
I'm amazed you're amazed given the number of years TechDirt's been dishing out the dirt.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."-Albert Einstein
I know people claim he's a genius because of his knowledge in Physics, but I tend to think it's because of this infamous quote.
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Scam?
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Snake Oil
In Actuality Snake oil has been proven to have pain relieving properties when used with its original intent, to be rubbed onto skin at the point of joint pain.
Early western Pharma companies trying to sell patented medicines led a campaign to discredit snake oil, so that people would purchase their much more expensive medicines.
Wikipedia has more information.
Therefore if they were the equivalent of modern day snake oil they actually do what they say, its just Pharma companies are discrediting them. This I doubt.
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Nonetheless, today the term "snake oil" has become (incorrectly or otherwise) synonymous with a sham cure.
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To be "gyped" (gypsies)
To "welsh" on a bet (the Welsh)
The "heebie-jeebies" (I mean, aren't Jews just the most scary thing you can think of?)
"Cop" (police officers couldn't afford brass buttons, so they used copper ones instead)
"Yankee" (yes, just like it sounds)
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It is why spam mail still generates reasonable rates of return on investment, and why these guys can sell millions of these things. There are more than enough people out there, functional in society, who are suckers for this sort of thing.
Perhaps you need to spend some time in the real world, outside of the small circle of friends, and get some real world perspective. No, that doesn't mean taking a trip to Europe and staying in a 5 star hotel and speaking at a new music conference.
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Its that same stupidity that causes people to buy things like insider badges and crystal balls. Didn't you know that buying an insider badge makes you a more insightful techdirt reader? Easy way to buy your way to credibility, slap on the insider badge an you are an instant genius.
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Does that mean you suddenly start doing Hanes commercials while sporting a wierd Hitler mustache (by cracky)? Because that probably isn't the best idea....
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Wait, you mean my insider badge isn't curing my sciatica? Mike Masnick the charlatan snake-oil peddler lied to me about its miraculous healing qualities! I specifically remember when he launched the RtB offerings, it said right there: "$5 - Insider Badge - cures all diseases and makes you smarter". I took that at face value, and boy do I have egg on my face now! Thanks for enlightening us AC: you've done the community a huge favour and exposed our insider badges as the sham that they are, no better than faith healing, homeopathy or Flowbees.
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We are just not capable of knowing everything from every field.
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.. but have you tried this?
http://www.bestbuy.com/site/Fuel+Doctor+-+Fuel+Efficiency+Booster+-+Gray/9754101.p?skuId= 9754101&id=1218170982087
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So just say it. It's the placebo effect!
Who will be honest next? C'mon Homeopathy! Get out of the closet!
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I can't recall if it's the same thing...seen the ad several times and can't remember its name. Possibly because it's so ridiculous.
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Woah, huge suprise for everyone, I'm sure
I have no medical knowledge whatsoever (I'm in IT) but even I could smell this scam coming. Of course you can't discount the people who may have been thinking ahead to join in on the massive class action this thing would surely generate. But then again I don't have THAT much faith in people.
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*Offer void while in the water
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But seriously, folks, at what point do we stop trying to protect stupid people from themselves? I get mad when I see stupid scams like this one, but is it because I really care about the poor stupid people, or am I just envious because I didn't think of it (and have enough gumption to execute it) first?
* Sole recourse is refund of the price paid, less shipping and handling.
** You just pay shipping and handling of three easy payments of $39.95 per extra unit shipped.
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Placebo Effect
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Hmmmm
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Start sportsman support
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PLACEBO EFFECT
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