Hollywood Accounting Back In Court: How Has Spinal Tap Only Earned $81 In Merchandise Sales For Its Creators?

from the the-games-hollywood-plays dept

We've discussed the amazing bullshit known as Hollywood Accounting many times here on Techdirt. This is the trick whereby big Hollywood studios basically get out of paying anyone royalties by claiming movies (including big, mega-famous ones) are not profitable. The most simple version of this trick is that the big studio sets up an independent corporation to represent "the film." It then "sells" services to that corporation, which it owns, at exorbitant prices. So, for example, it will charge a "marketing and distribution fee," which may actually be many multiples of the film's actual budget. No cash changes hands here. It's just a paper transaction, but because of those "fees" any money made from the film remains with the big Hollywood studio, and is not passed on to anyone who has "participation" in the net profits from the film.

Things can get more complex than that, but that's a basic version of the scam. This has come out a lot in the past few years, thanks to a series of lawsuits. It's how we know that a Harry Potter film that brought in basically a billion dollars in revenue still declared a $167 million "loss". It's why one of the highest grossing films ever, Return of the Jedi, still claims to be in the red, when it comes to paying out residuals. That's a film that's made $33 billion (with a b). Not profitable, under Hollywood accounting. Another film whose books were opened up in a lawsuit was Goodfellas, where Warner Bros. was not only accused of charging $40 million in interest on the $30 million cost of production, but also of hiding over $100 million in revenue.

In another bizarre case from a few years ago, two subsidiaries of Vivendi went after each other over Hollywood accounting -- with StudioCanal suing Universal for pulling such an accounting trick on a bunch of famous movies. Universal hit back by claiming it actually overpaid StudioCanal.

Those companies have all come up in a new lawsuit, filed by the well known actor/singer/voice-actor Harry Shearer over the iconic and classic movie This is Spinal Tap. Shearer claims that various Vivendi subsidiaries, including both StudioCanal and Universal played various Hollywood accounting games to screw him and his Spinal Tap co-creators (Chris Guest, Michael McKean and Rob Reiner) out of millions of dollars. The complaint is pretty short and straightforward. The headline grabbing numbers that everyone's picking up on are these:
... according to Vivendi, the four creators’ share of total worldwide merchandising income between 1984 and 2006 was $81 (eighty-one) dollars. Between 1989 and 2006 total income from music sales was $98 (ninety-eight) dollars. Over the past two years, Vivendi has failed to provide accounting statements at all.
Obviously, that's just merchandising and music royalties. But... still. Shearer claims that Vivendi played some Hollywood accounting tricks via various subsidiaries, including bundling various unsuccessful films with Spinal Tap to basically hide the profits from the film.
Those profit participation statements, Plaintiff has recently discovered, reflect anti-competitive and unfair business practices in their cross-collateralization of revenues between different Vivendi subsidiaries; unfairly bundle and cross-collateralized unsuccessful films in the Embassy catalogue with TIST; were not delivered to other creators; and fraudulently underreported the revenues owed to Plaintiff and other members of STP. Over the last two years, Vivendi and Canal have failed to account at all on TIST revenues.
Unfortunately, while there are hints and allegations about all of this, the full details are not revealed... yet. If the case continues, they may eventually come out.

There are a few other interesting tidbits in the lawsuit. Shearer, Guest and McKean created the Tap characters and many of the songs many years before the movie. But apparently one of the studios trademarked the name and has tried to block Shearer from using Spinal Tap or his character's name Derrick Smalls, unless he pays them for a license. Shearer argues that the studios have abandoned the trademarks, because they didn't oppose a brewery from registering "Spinal Tap" for a beer product (that's not quite how trademark abandonment works, so this seems pretty weak). Either way, Shearer wants the court to give a declaratory judgment of non-infringement.

The other interesting tidbit is that the complaint twice mentions that Shearer is filing for copyright assignment termination on the songs and the film itself. We've written many times about termination rights in copyright as well. These are the rights (which cannot be contracted away) that allow the original creators to reclaim any copyrights that they have assigned to others after 35 years. The recording industry has been freaking out about this over the past few years, and now it looks like Hollywood may need to wake up to the issue as well. It's not entirely clear why it's even relevant to this lawsuit, but it is a potentially big deal. Shearer (and, I assume, the other Tap creators) may soon be able to take back the copyright on the film and the music themselves.
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  • identicon
    I.T. Guy, 27 Oct 2016 @ 8:27am

    Looks like the boys are about to turn it up to 11. (That's one better than ten ya know.)

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    Anonymous Coward, 27 Oct 2016 @ 8:33am

    Audit them. Audit them hard.

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    • icon
      DocRobot (profile), 27 Oct 2016 @ 11:13am

      Re: Audit Them.

      Coming in 2017 to a theater near you; Bruce Willis in "Audit Hard with a Vengeance."

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      Designerfx (profile), 27 Oct 2016 @ 11:18am

      Re:

      I really wonder how Hollywood doesn't get investigated by the IRS for the enormous tax dodge from declaring these losses as well. It's not just spinal tap, our own gov't is being shorted on their own pay.

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      • identicon
        Anonymous Coward, 27 Oct 2016 @ 11:57am

        Re: Re:

        Because no tax is dodged. How it works is as follows (I know, example numbers)

        Subsidiary Net Profit - 100,000
        Hollywood Net Profit - 1,000,000

        Hollywood issues fees of 200,000

        Subsidiary Net Loss - (100,000)
        Hollywood Net Profit - 1,200,000

        In the end, the IRS gets the EXACT same amount of tax, so they don't care. What it screws over is payments that are based on the net profit of the film, which is 100% allocated to the subsidiary.

        Same goes for all other bundling techniques, its moving the profit number around, but the end tax payment is exactly the same.

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  • identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 27 Oct 2016 @ 8:37am

    When you make a deal with the devil...

    Don't act surprised when you get burned.

    I sadly do not feel sorry for anyone getting hurt by these guys. Their reputation most certainly precedes them! I also believe that IP infringement is a natural extension of their batshit greed as well.

    I will never feel sorry for that industry or the people getting screwed when they bend over for it!

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    • icon
      PaulT (profile), 27 Oct 2016 @ 8:46am

      Re: When you make a deal with the devil...

      Yeah, hindsight is a great thing. Were they similarly well informed in 1980 when there were many fewer ways to get your films & music distributed?

      I don't have pity for anyone entering into such a deal today, but it was a different story a few decades ago.

      link to this | view in chronology ]

      • identicon
        Anonymous Coward, 27 Oct 2016 @ 11:09am

        Re: Re: When you make a deal with the devil...

        So the moral of the story is...

        "Don't read the contracts you sign and expect good things?"

        Perhaps you are not familiar with things and how they go when you get the lawyers involved. Those that signed knew what they were doing, they just let themselves be dazzled and intentionally ignored all the "green" warning signs and instead treated them all as "green" GO signs.

        Sure, I am even willing to give the first round of suckers a pass myself, but the first round of suckers are already pushing up daisies.

        I think, at this point, we can avoid bringing them up as a distraction on this topic.

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        • identicon
          Thad, 27 Oct 2016 @ 11:37am

          Re: Re: Re: When you make a deal with the devil...

          Bullshit.

          The contract entitled Shearer, Guest, McKean, and Reiner to a combined 40% share of gross. Universal is lying about what the film and soundtrack have grossed.

          The contract is not the problem. The company that they signed the contract with is not the problem either. The company that, decades later, *bought* the rights to the film is the problem.

          Yeah, obviously before they signed that contract they should have known that, in the future, the film and soundtrack rights would be bought by a completely different company that would then lie about the gross. What a bunch of rubes.

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          • identicon
            Thad, 27 Oct 2016 @ 12:08pm

            Re: Re: Re: Re: When you make a deal with the devil...

            Correcting myself: the contract was for net, not gross.

            Nonetheless, Vivendi/Universal is using unethical accounting practices to ensure that net does not accurately reflect profits, and that's what Shearer is suing over. Among other things.

            link to this | view in chronology ]

          • identicon
            Anonymous Coward, 27 Oct 2016 @ 12:25pm

            Re: Re: Re: Re: When you make a deal with the devil...

            The contract is always the problem. When you sign your life or rights away to someone that can "hide" shit from you cannot remove blame from yourself.

            Sure it's not fair or even legal in many cases, but they STILL signed contracts that makes it easy for these companies to lie and therefore difficult to receive legal remedy. Additionally, they come to the defense of these companies like the paid whores they are and are active participants in the corruption of copyright laws. If these poor rich and out of touch cock gobblers wanted they could write congress en masse and likely get something done, but this does not happen.

            They are perfectly happy with their "fucked over a barrel" millions. We just happen to have a little bitching and moaning about the devil having their souls is all!

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            • identicon
              Thad, 27 Oct 2016 @ 12:49pm

              Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: When you make a deal with the devil...

              The contract is always the problem. When you sign your life or rights away to someone that can "hide" shit from you cannot remove blame from yourself.

              You've just described 100% of all legal agreements.

              This is completely baffling Bizarro logic. The purpose of a contract is to prevent a partner from violating an agreement. If there is no contract, then there is no proof that there was any agreement in the first place.

              Any time anyone does anything, whether it's marriage or registering to vote or browsing a website with a ToS button at the bottom or buying something with a credit card, they're signing their rights away to someone who can hide things from them. Your suggestion that they're then responsible if the other party breaches the contract is crazy, man-bites-dog gibberish.

              Sure it's not fair or even legal in many cases

              Which would be why Harry Shearer is suing. Get it?

              Additionally, they come to the defense of these companies like the paid whores they are and are active participants in the corruption of copyright laws. If these poor rich and out of touch cock gobblers wanted they could write congress en masse and likely get something done, but this does not happen.

              Again, you're aware that Harry Shearer is suing the company, yes?

              And it's not like this is the first time he's vocally protested the terms of a contract. It's not even the first time he's vocally protested the terms of a contract in the past year.

              Shearer is outspoken about creators' rights. And in case you missed it, he's also rich. (Because he signed payment contracts with other studios, which did honor those contracts, you see.) He's not suing because he needs the money; he's suing because he wants to set a legal precedent so that it's harder for studios to continue this predatory behavior and continue ripping off creators -- not just him but everybody in the business.

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    • identicon
      Chuck, 27 Oct 2016 @ 8:49am

      Re: When you make a deal with the devil...

      On the one hand, I agree with you. Problem is, this is a movie from the 1980's, at a time when, unlike now, there really wasn't any alternate path to an audience.

      But yes, anyone who gets buttf**ked by a studio since about 2004 or so, I agree completely. You made your bed and now you get to sleep in it.

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      • identicon
        Anonymous Coward, 27 Oct 2016 @ 11:18am

        Re: Re: When you make a deal with the devil...

        Whenever someone starts their argument with "on the one hand," I stop reading and move on.

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        • identicon
          Thad, 27 Oct 2016 @ 11:38am

          Re: Re: Re: When you make a deal with the devil...

          Yeah, obviously somebody who's willing to see that there's more than one perspective on an issue isn't worth listening to, right?

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    • identicon
      kallethen, 27 Oct 2016 @ 9:45am

      Re: When you make a deal with the devil...

      While I somewhat agree with what you are saying... I can't get behind this sentiment. You're saying we should let the studios get away with this and say to the artists, "You should have known better, so tough luck!"

      No. Just no. That's just victim blaming.

      Just because somebody "should have known better" doesn't mean that it's okay.

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      • identicon
        Anonymous Coward, 27 Oct 2016 @ 11:29am

        Re: Re: When you make a deal with the devil...

        So when a person commits suicide are they a victim or a perpetrator?

        I don't think it is okay when someone commits suicide, but I will not feel sorry for them. Any coward willing to end it instead of spending the rest of their life in attempts to improve things or fight for what is right deserves nothing and gives up everything.

        There have been actors that figured out how to protect their interests like RDJ http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Huge-Salary-Robert-Downey-Jr-Earn-Captain-America-3-67685.html

        And that might not even be the best example. But at the end of the day, people need to stop rolling the fuck over, because when you roll the fuck over, you are no longer a victim, but a part of the fucking problem!

        Victim blaming is blaming a woman's short dress for getting raped... THAT is fucking victim blaming!

        Blaming a person for failing to read a contract and getting fucked over in a deal with the devil? Yea, I have a difficult time finding any victims here!

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        • identicon
          Thad, 27 Oct 2016 @ 11:42am

          Re: Re: Re: When you make a deal with the devil...

          Wow, dude.

          You should get out of this conversation and read up on depression and mental illness for awhile. As big an advocate as I am of creators' rights, there are more important things in this world, and you've just bragged about your utter lack of empathy and compassion for people who are sick. I am hoping that this is a simple matter of ignorance on your part and that, if you gain a better understanding of how mental health works, you will change your views on people who are suicidal.

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          • identicon
            Anonymous Coward, 27 Oct 2016 @ 12:48pm

            Re: Re: Re: Re: When you make a deal with the devil...

            So asshole murders themselves, causes pain and misery in other people that will miss them, and I am the asshole for not having empathy?

            Sir you are indeed a fucked up individual. If I run around providing empathy for people willing to cause suffering to others because they suffer as well, then I do no one any service... especially myself!

            I have empathy for their plight until they take their own life, after that point I have nothing to spend that empathy on.

            Read Samuel 2:12 verses 13~23

            I cannot serve those that are gone, I may only serve those that are here. If you remove yourself from life, then the pain and anguish I visit upon myself over it provides no benefit. Sure, I will be sad, but sorry... not a chance! And I sure as fuck cannot empathize with that and neither can I have any compassion for it!

            You need to reconsider what compassion means! If I can help a suicidal person I will, but I am not letting it rule my life, especially after they are gone, and you talking down against it probably means you need a red herring to divert the fact that you probably know I am right.

            And one final thing. Where in there did you think I was bragging? I am not bragging about anything, but you have terrible idea of what empathy and compassion should be since they are so misdirected! I like to save my compassion and empathy for people helping to make life better NOT for those making it worse on those around them!

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            • identicon
              Thad, 27 Oct 2016 @ 12:51pm

              Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: When you make a deal with the devil...

              So asshole murders themselves, causes pain and misery in other people that will miss them, and I am the asshole for not having empathy?

              Yes. Yes you are.

              Read Samuel 2:12 verses 13~23

              Yeah, I always consult religious texts for medical advice.

              You, sir, are an idiot.

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            • identicon
              Anonymous Coward, 27 Oct 2016 @ 9:19pm

              Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: When you make a deal with the devil...

              > Read Samuel 2:12 verses 13~23

              Yeah, God killing a child for his father's sins. Real moral behavior you're promoting there.

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        • identicon
          kallethen, 27 Oct 2016 @ 1:03pm

          Re: Re: Re: When you make a deal with the devil...

          Wow. The trolling is strong in this one.

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        • identicon
          Anonymous Coward, 27 Oct 2016 @ 9:12pm

          Re: Re: Re: When you make a deal with the devil...

          > Any coward willing to end it instead of spending the rest of their life in attempts to improve things or fight for what is right deserves nothing and gives up everything.

          The coward is the one who is afraid to just say no and is willing to go along with anything so as long as it prolongs a measly existence. The coward is the one who is afraid to die to improve things. The coward is the one who trades quality of life for quantity of life, deserves neither and ultimately loses both.

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    • identicon
      Thad, 27 Oct 2016 @ 10:37am

      Re: When you make a deal with the devil...

      In other words, it's the victims' fault?

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      Lupius, 26 Nov 2016 @ 12:12pm

      Re: When you make a deal with the devil...

      Yes, because obviously these guys were clearly well informed about all of these Hollywood accounting tricks that are just now being revealed, back when they signed the contracts 35 years ago.

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  • identicon
    Mick Shrimpton, 27 Oct 2016 @ 8:38am

    Bizarre Gardening Accidents, Anyone?

    For the sake of Mr. Shearer, perhaps Vivendi's legal team is comprised entirely of drummers.

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    PaulT (profile), 27 Oct 2016 @ 8:43am

    "Shearer argues that the studios have abandoned the trademarks, because they didn't oppose a brewery from registering "Spinal Tap" for a beer product"

    I'm with him all the way on the general principle here, but that seems very weak. Unless the beer has a direct reference to the movie or its fictional band, surely all the brewery would have to say is that they took the name from the same medical procedure as the band did? If I understand correctly, it should be irrelevant anyway unless either party is trading in the other's industry.

    If trademark is a real issue here (as opposed to simple copyright & cartel con games), then it has to be noted that the system that allows existing terms to be trademarked in unrelated industries is a big part of the problem.

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    Norahc (profile), 27 Oct 2016 @ 8:55am

    Hollywood Accounting

    Let's face it...Hollywood Accounting is the only way they can come up with their piracy cost the creators x number of dollars every year claims. Not to mention it also works in local governments so they can claim they will bring x number of dollars and y number of jobs to a local community in exchange for tax breaks.

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      That One Guy (profile), 27 Oct 2016 @ 4:36pm

      Re: Hollywood Accounting

      Oh they've got many ways to screw people over and come up with bogus numbers, they don't need to bank on just one form of dodgy accounting to do that.

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    David, 27 Oct 2016 @ 8:58am

    Need more this.

    For all the nonsense of the MPAA complaining that piracy takes money away from the artists, we need more cases like this that show that the Studios (via Hollywood Accounting) deny the artists more money than piracy ever has.

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    • icon
      Anonymous Anonymous Coward (profile), 27 Oct 2016 @ 9:08am

      Re: Need more this.

      Now there's an idea. Every time the MPAA brings up piracy, the auto-response should be Hollywood accounting, 'nough said.

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    Anonymous Coward, 27 Oct 2016 @ 9:09am

    "How Has Spinal Tap Only Earned $81 In Merchandise Sales For Its Creators?"

    Because the Hollywood studios will no doubt say that it's due to piracy the amount is only $81 and if it were not for piracy the amount would be in the region of $1 billion pounds plus profit. You just got to love Hollywood accounting where they slice and dice of the profits claiming for anything they can get away with and laying the blame at piracy.

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    • identicon
      Thad, 27 Oct 2016 @ 10:40am

      Re:

      Because the Hollywood studios will no doubt say that it's due to piracy

      Between 1984 and 2006?

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      • identicon
        Anonymous Coward, 27 Oct 2016 @ 11:07am

        Re: Re:

        The 80s were the peak of home VHS usage and the 90s had CD/DVDs.

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        • identicon
          Thad, 27 Oct 2016 @ 11:45am

          Re: Re: Re:

          Yes, and how many people do you know who bought bootleg VHS tapes?

          I'll grant that illegal music downloads got big in the late 1990's, with illegal movie downloads following a few years later as hard drive sizes and broadband access increased. But by then, the movie had been a massive success for over a decade.

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            jupiterkansas (profile), 27 Oct 2016 @ 1:07pm

            Re: Re: Re: Re:

            I'm sure they'll say making a VHS recording a movie off cable and sharing it with friends is piracy, so yes, plenty of movie piracy going on 1984-2006

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            PaulT (profile), 28 Oct 2016 @ 12:13am

            Re: Re: Re: Re:

            "Yes, and how many people do you know who bought bootleg VHS tapes?"

            Lots of people. Almost every market you went to in the 80s had stalls with a good selection, especially in the time when Hollywood was shitting their pants over the format and refused to release anything legally. People would pay good money for a crappy 5th gen copy in the time when you had to pay £100 for an ex rental, if there was a 1st gen available at all.

            Digital piracy increased the ease and availability, it didn't invent the rampant piracy industry.

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    TheResidentSkeptic (profile), 27 Oct 2016 @ 9:21am

    I wonder...

    If they are hiding billions in profits from the artists and creators, are they also hiding it from the IRS? Oh wait... they've already bought off the right politicians to get all the tax breaks they want. What's a few billion in unpaid taxes vs a few million in campaign contributions?

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    • identicon
      David, 27 Oct 2016 @ 1:34pm

      Re: I wonder...

      No, they are not hiding it from the IRS, it's just not the "Movie" paying the taxes. Film (the company) makes $1M, Studio charges Film (the company) $1M for reasons. Film (the company) pays no taxes because it didn't make anything (because it was over-charged, but the money is gone). The Studios do pay taxes on net of what the $1M was charged for.

      The purpose of this is to insure the Studios always make money, but spreading the failure of bad movies (the companies) across the succeeding movies (the companies), leaving the artists and investors expecting net profits to pound sand.

      That's assuming there aren't also other off-shore "companies" overcharging the Studios for nonsense services in order to keep the profits overseas at cheaper corporate tax rates.

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    Ninja (profile), 27 Oct 2016 @ 9:22am

    Another day, another story of the MAFIAA screwing the creators they claim to represent and support. Nothing new under the sun.

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    That Anonymous Coward (profile), 27 Oct 2016 @ 9:28am

    Gee it sounds like accounting tricks to hide income which in turn would lower their taxes. Perhaps its time someone look at the tax code and explain to someone paying 23% how a studio takes in $500 Billion and somehow pays 2% because of their losses.

    The system is outdated & antiquated. A throw-back to the good old days when the fat cats in the front office held their stars captive and took the lions share. Its time to force the books open, demand clarity, and stop letting them claim to be making nothing as the money rolls in.

    You ever stop to wonder if some of the Hollywood execs who scream the loudest about piracy are just looking at the balance sheets they show investors who they are shafting?

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  • identicon
    Michael, 27 Oct 2016 @ 9:31am

    "How Has Spinal Tap Only Earned $81 In Merchandise Sales For Its Creators?"

    It's amazing it made them anything. Return of the Jedi is STILL losing money after billions in gross revenue. These guys should be considering themselves LUCKY that their film has been more profitable than some of the biggest films in history.

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  • identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 27 Oct 2016 @ 9:52am

    Taxes and IRS

    I used to wonder about this as well.
    But the corporation that was created to make just the movie made no money. The studio provided services and high prices to the movie corporation. The studio, I assume still paid their taxes on that income. It's just that anyone hitching their cart to the movie corporation is SOL.

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    DB (profile), 27 Oct 2016 @ 10:05am

    GAAP makes 'Hollywood Accounting' untenable

    Stronge accounting guidelines (GAAP) have been around in the U.S. for about a decade. The global version, IFRS, has lagged and had more holes, but is now well established.

    My guess is that the reason they haven't gotten an accounting in at least two years is that no one will put their professional status at risk by signing off on the fiction.

    Prior to a decade ago, an accountant could have claimed that some rules were ambiguous or open to interpretation. Then they could claim that they were using a now-blatantly-invalid structure during a transition period. Now they have no cover.

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  • identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 27 Oct 2016 @ 10:13am

    81 bucks is a poke in the eye. a belly laugh.

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      art guerrilla (profile), 27 Oct 2016 @ 5:49pm

      Re:

      seriously, over 17-22 years of a fairly popular comedy 'brand' with some lasting power featuring a semi-well-known roster of established comedians, and LESS THAN $100 in merch and LESS THAN $100 in song royalties ? ? ?
      spinal tap ? i think their anus got tapped...
      what that tells you is: such 'deals' are worthless to the point of breathtakingly insulting...
      i mean, the grifters all up and down the line getting their cut for nothing, can't let the ACTUAL CREATORS get a taste ? ? ?
      LESS THAN $100...
      SPLIT 4 WAYS ! ! !
      smart, talented, -presumably- professionally represented sharp guys at the top of their game, and they get screwed over; what chance do ordinary schlubs have against such a rapacious system ? ? ?
      (not just the music biz, but all biz...)

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  • identicon
    Personanongrata, 27 Oct 2016 @ 10:22am

    Hollywood Accounting Back In Court: How Has Spinal Tap Only Earned $81 In Merchandise Sales For Its Creators?

    Apparently building a miniature Stonehenge can be a rather expensive endeavor.

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  • identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 27 Oct 2016 @ 10:31am

    Big bottom (line)
    Big bottom (line)
    Talk about profits
    The studio's got 'em
    Big bottom (line)
    Drive me out of my mind
    Why did they leave us behind?

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    • identicon
      Anonymous Coward, 27 Oct 2016 @ 4:05pm

      Re: let's try a different one

      Stop wasting my time
      You know what I want
      You know what I need
      Or maybe you don't
      Do I have to come right
      Flat out and tell you everything?

      Gimme some money
      Gimme sone money

      I'm nobody's fool
      I'm nobody's clown
      I'm treating you cool
      I'm putting you down
      But baby I don't intend to leave empty handed

      Gimme some money
      Gimme some money

      link to this | view in chronology ]

  • identicon
    ANON, 27 Oct 2016 @ 10:36am

    Still amazing...

    Amazing that nobody has gone to jail or lost their accounting license over this crap. As an executive or accountant for a company, you owe a duty to the shareholders (those expecting to share in the profits - to operate in a straightforward and honest manner with their interest at heart. (Yeah, I know, I said that with a straight face.) just as it is criminal for an executive to sign a deal to buy widgets from his brother's company at three times the price, it is criminal for the executives on the movie company to agree to "management services" at far too high a price for the services offered, and to a company they also have ties to.

    We prosecute insider trading, why not these guys too?

    link to this | view in chronology ]

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      orbitalinsertion (profile), 27 Oct 2016 @ 3:47pm

      Re: Still amazing...

      Shell companies and such are perfectly legal, as are the bizarre and arcane financial instruments that Wall Street invents. All sorts of shady things are. I would be surprised if the accountants don't win awards.

      link to this | view in chronology ]

  • identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 27 Oct 2016 @ 11:27am

    'a Harry Potter film that brought in basically a billion dollars in revenue still declared a $167 million "loss" '

    Let me take a guess: Darrrn pirates?!

    link to this | view in chronology ]

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    musterion (profile), 27 Oct 2016 @ 11:50am

    Smart actors

    always get paid as a percentage of the gross, and not the net.

    link to this | view in chronology ]

    • identicon
      Thad, 27 Oct 2016 @ 12:01pm

      Re: Smart actors

      You're right; I said "gross" elsewhere but according to page 7 it's actually net.

      Regardless, blaming the creators for falling for an unethical accounting trick tends to let the studios off the hook for pulling unethical accounting tricks.

      Further, Shearer is also alleging that Vivendi hasn't lived up to its contractual obligation to keep the creators apprised of the annual profits.

      link to this | view in chronology ]

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      That One Guy (profile), 27 Oct 2016 @ 4:43pm

      Re: Smart actors

      Paraphrasing another comment from another article where that point was brought up:

      Studio rep: ... and we'll pay you X% of the net.

      Actor: How about I take less, but of the gross?

      Studio rep: Hmm, no. Next!

      link to this | view in chronology ]

      • identicon
        Anonymous Coward, 27 Oct 2016 @ 9:26pm

        Re: Re: Smart actors

        Actor: F**k you, I get paid.

        link to this | view in chronology ]

        • icon
          That One Guy (profile), 28 Oct 2016 @ 5:02am

          Re: Re: Re: Smart actors

          Studio rep: Perhaps, but not by us, given there are plenty of other actors available for the position and I imagine one of them will be willing to accept our perfectly reasonable terms.

          link to this | view in chronology ]

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            nasch (profile), 28 Oct 2016 @ 7:15am

            Re: Re: Re: Re: Smart actors

            Yeah I think only the huge names can get away with demanding a cut of gross.

            link to this | view in chronology ]

            • icon
              PaulT (profile), 28 Oct 2016 @ 7:42am

              Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Smart actors

              Like anywhere else, it's all about the leverage and power you have. Robert Downey Jr. able to demand whatever he wanted to return for Iron Man 2 and the studio agreed because they needed him. However, they had no problem recasting Terence Howard's role for the sequel when he tried getting more money than they offered.

              That's for an established role in a successful franchise, so imagine how little power these guys have when tackling new material. One or 2 stars on a project might be able to make serious demands, else the studio will always have the upper hand. If the offer on the table is "take a low upfront salary and get some net points" or "we'll reconsider hiring you", most actors will accept the former.

              link to this | view in chronology ]

    • identicon
      Anonymous Coward, 28 Oct 2016 @ 12:41am

      Re: Smart actors

      Even better, demand millions up front to appear in their movie. That is how all the big stars get their money.

      link to this | view in chronology ]

      • icon
        PaulT (profile), 28 Oct 2016 @ 12:55am

        Re: Re: Smart actors

        The big stars aren't the ones getting screwed, only the working actors. For people like the ones being discussed, demanding more money up front would have been a great way to ensure the film wouldn't get funded and produced at all.

        link to this | view in chronology ]

  • icon
    ECA (profile), 27 Oct 2016 @ 12:35pm

    Lawyers and book keepers

    I WOULD LOVE,
    TO HAVE THESE 2 ON MY SIDE AS A poor PERSON THAT NEEDS TO SAVE MONEY..
    AND I would pay them on my death bed..

    link to this | view in chronology ]

  • icon
    Padpaw (profile), 27 Oct 2016 @ 2:30pm

    Will they be able to bribe their way out of this one I wonder

    link to this | view in chronology ]

    • identicon
      Anonymous Coward, 28 Oct 2016 @ 6:49am

      Re:

      Will they be able to bribe their way out of this one I wonder

      Typically the judge writes something very critical of the studios, implying that they'll look closely at the finances. Then the studios quickly offer to settle with the plaintiffs, to avoid discovery etc. Hollywood accounting is able to persist because it's never really gone to trial.

      link to this | view in chronology ]

  • icon
    BernardoVerda (profile), 27 Oct 2016 @ 9:16pm

    Making a movie about life in the Mafia (*Goodfellas*) : $30 million.

    Interest on the $30 million to make that movie : $40 million

    That's not *Hollywood accounting* -- that's *loansharking*.

    Gee -- what a coincidence!

    link to this | view in chronology ]

  • identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 28 Oct 2016 @ 4:27pm

    The copyright monopoly loves to blame file-sharing for their own sins.

    link to this | view in chronology ]

  • identicon
    PJ, 1 Nov 2016 @ 11:09am

    Termination rights

    2019 is right around the corner, and knowing how slowly the wheels of "justice" turn, it's not surprising that they are acting now to preserve termination rights down the road.

    Once they own the copyright, they can force licensing terms on the studio(s) and distribution companies.

    Maybe they'll even earn more than $100 on the deal.

    link to this | view in chronology ]


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